So, my friend is turning 21 tomorrow

And we just did a system run (Systembolaget. Gov.-run bottle shop monopoly). And I’m currently sitting next to 28 drinks. Bitch drinks, if we’re being honest. But there’s this little idiot voice in the back of my head that keeps popping up and saying, “but will it be enough?”

Meanwhile the majority of my brain is saying, “you’re an idiot”.

So I guess it all balances out.

19.07.11

Someone in my neighbourhood is playing clarinet… badly

So I’m going to hang out my window and look for Squidward.

02.08.11

The only way to improve nachos

is to be invited to meet some people at the pub, after you have made nachos and vaguely planned to spend the evening at home, then go get kinda drunk… then finish the nachos when you get back

12.08.11
It’s been a while, so GPOY! It’s “Ultimate hangover” edition. Seriously, it’s 9pm and I still feel appallingly, hideously disgusting. Still haven’t showered. Still wearing last night’s clothes. Still haven’t cleaned up the vom on the floor. And the sun has nearly gone. Booooo.

It’s been a while, so GPOY! It’s “Ultimate hangover” edition. Seriously, it’s 9pm and I still feel appallingly, hideously disgusting. Still haven’t showered. Still wearing last night’s clothes. Still haven’t cleaned up the vom on the floor. And the sun has nearly gone. Booooo.

15.08.11

Things I must stop doing:

Waking up, checking internet, going back to bed. Repeatedly. Until it’s 3 or 4pm.

19.08.11