Thoughts upon waking up this morning:

  • Ugh, what time is it?
  • Am I still drunk??
  • Ugh, no, hungover
  • Water
  • Ugh, 7am
  • Ugh, essay time
  • Mmm 5 more minutes sleep
  • “Buttload” is a bad word to describe how many condoms a person has

05.10.11